is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out


the idea of getting flowers is so nice like. i would love flowers. i would love just a flower. you could give me just a fucking petal from a flower and i’d be happy damn

pros to dating me:


  • i’ll actually respond to your text
  • you can literally kiss me whenever you want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • we can eat pizza together


what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had